Welcome to Goat Karma, another one of those pretty pointless interwebspacethingies where I divulge possibly too much personal information. Goat Karma V2.5(or something) was all about looong boring blog entries. Goat Karma v3.0 (or GKOC: Goat Karma on Crack), is all about short snappy entries using 
Angel of the North:
This lady was taking the p!ss a wee bit. ALl she did was attach sofa cushions to her arms and wore brown. Every time someone put money in her basket, she would spread her arms for 15 seconds.
Worst. Performance . Ever.
